Apparently you make a good broom.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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