Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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