Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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