Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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