So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
wow bdsm is so cute
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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