This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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