Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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