Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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