dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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