FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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