high people should be assigned attendants
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I forgot how hot balto sounded
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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