she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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