And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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