No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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