I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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