I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
either way he was missing a nipple.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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