I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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