yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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