This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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