We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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