Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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