Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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