OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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