i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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