Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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