i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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