Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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