very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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