Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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