Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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