i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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