Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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