your thong is hanging out like whoa
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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