Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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