haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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