how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
