Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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