i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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