Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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