Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Randomize
