i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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