I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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