I heard we made out
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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