And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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