I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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