Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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