Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?