yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months