We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"