Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left