Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her