apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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