dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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