his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
