I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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