I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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