Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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