Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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