i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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