ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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