I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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