Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I am never drinking with the goths again.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
soo... how was my night?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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