awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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