I think I am morally bankrupt
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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